Pagan Breakfast God Mask

$18

Pagan Breakfast God Mask

Embody the chaotic deity of the most important meal of the day with this surreal EVA foam mask. Spanning 14.5 inches wide, it captures the exact expression of someone trying to cook millions of poached eggs at once. Perfect for Halloween or confusing everyone at breakfast.

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